Sunday, 22 May 2011

Richard’s Top Tips – N.B. May not all be serious.

  1. If you believe there to be glue on your scissors, do not check for glue by running your thumb along the blade of the scissors, spotting glue is considerably harder when there is also a fair amount of blood.
  2. When Dunking Biscuits or Cookies into a cup of tea or another hot drink of your choice, 3 dunks will lead to optimum softness and a 4th dunk should be avoided due to the risk of a biscuit filled drink.
  3. Before doing anything with potential consequences, think about 1 thing, would you approve if somebody else did this thing...
  4. When there is a choice between eating a glazed donut and drinking fairy liquid... Always go with the donut however tempting the fairy liquid may be...
  5. Contrary to the belief of many... singing in the shower does not sound any better than singing outside of it and merely helps to pass the time.
  6. When playing tennis, or any other racket or bat sport, it is best not to let go of the racket/ bat during the middle of the game. This only leads to complications and in turn often results in a great deal of difficulty next time the ball gets to you.

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