Simple minds require only simple pleasures, never has a statement been as true as when describing what has kept me entertained this evening. Frankly I ought to be getting on with some work, but football, this blog and just about everything else has been more appealing so far. Between now and the 1st week of December I have 4 essays and 2 presentations to complete and all of the reading, research and work that comes with them, but instead of getting started I am writing this so whoever you are reading this, you better enjoy it!
Allow me to introduce you to the inner workings of Andy Smith's mind... This is a young man who is already in his overdraft, knows he has very little chance of winning big in Ladbrokes and often doesn't even try, and yet, he continues to pump upwards of a fiver a week into some of the most weird and wonderful accumulators ever to grace the earth, in the last week or so he has discovered the 'safety-net bet' where you are allowed to get 1 of your bets wrong and you still win a small amount of money. The result of this? A betting slip that cost him £4 won him 3.70odd and yet he still calls it a win. Bless him, he really is a tryer, but in the name of all that is holy he should GIVE UP!
Alex, known to most of you as Daly can sometimes be found talking to his girlfriend on Skype. This is obviously a bad move when Andy 'Safety-Net' Smith is around and he soon regretted leaving the laptop unattended. Even when myself and Alex were sat there with him Smithy continued to hold a picture of Alex to the web-cam in a rather pathetic attempt to convince the poor girl that was who she was talking to. God knows what she thought of it, all I know is it kept us 3 entertained for a good quarter of an hour and if it wasn't for his famously short attention span Smith would probably still be sat there now...
Must dash, more football to watch, more of Smithy's antics to laugh at and more procrastinating to do!
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