Richard and Smithy Destroy Fifa!

Nobody does Fifa quite like me and my house mate Andy Smith, and as all of you reading this known me you will also know who Andy is and that we are living together at Uni, but I will continue the charade anyway! Now Smithy lives on a different planet to most of us and you haven’t lived until you’ve played any type of game with him… He is determined that every Par 5 hole on Tiger Woods golf is greenable from the tee-shot… they’re not, He believes Carlos Tevez is cute and huggable and has nicknamed ‘Teddy’ and has developed an annoying habit of screaming WRITTEN IN THE STAAAAARRSSS and BARBRA STREISAAAANNDDDD at random moments throughout the day and night. So when he said he’d love to have a team on Fifa that allowed him to partner ‘Teddy’ with his other favourite players and I said this was possible, we set about ruining the game. The best two teams on the game are now Wolves and LA Galaxy, and anyone who knows anything about football or Fifa will know that this shouldn’t be the case and something is truly wrong… The result of this destruction of all of the good teams and theft of their players is that now we can only play with our two dream teams and every good team has been raped of it’s talent. I just fear the moment when an unsuspecting visitor goes to play with Chelsea and finds their 7 best players have gone missing and LA Galaxy have turned into a world super power overnight…